Butcher Limerick

A butcher’s not judged on his walk,
Or graces or fancy talk…
I’m sure you’ll agree
‘Tis the good quality,
And the size of his finest pork.

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Butcher Limerick

Moon

Oh moon, so creamy, face so fat,
Ye cheeks a-ripe for pinches…
Let me give ’em a little pat –
Orion’s belt grows inches…

‘Tis not so shy this happy moon,
Uncovered by the night.
And rarely does he come too soon,
To cause a heavenly fight.

And so, to heated eve’s heartbeat,
Let moon shudder with bliss…
And scatter stars across night’s sheet
Before the morning’s kiss.

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Moon