Butcher Limerick

A butcher’s nah judged on ‘is walk,
Or graces or fancy talk…
I’s sure ye’ll agree
‘Tis the good quality,
An’ the size of ‘is finest pork.

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Butcher Limerick

Moon

Oh moon, so creamy, face so fat,

Ye cheeks a-ripe for pinches…

Let me give ’em a little pat –

Orion’s belt grows inches…
 

‘Tis nah so shy this happy moon,

Uncovered by the night.

And rarely does ‘e come too soon,

Ta cause a heavenly fight.
 

And so, to heated eve’s heartbeat,

Let moon shudder wi’ bliss…

And scatter stars across night’s sheet

Before the mornin’s kiss.

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Moon